I'm from Canada so:

- I'm from the better, more liberal version of America

- Everyone assumes I am American - I'm really polite and friendly

- I say " sorry" so much I don't even notice it anymore

- I speak English and I might try to speak to you in French if I can remember what I learned in school

- I used to be ashamed that Justin Bieber was Canadian until he was popular again. Now I will tell anyone who will listen

- I'm used to living in temperatures well below zero and do not know what summer is

- Hockey is the only sport worth watching

- If I'm from Toronto I think I'm from the centre of the universe. If I'm not from Toronto I hate Toronto

- I'm always the craziest person at the party

- I end every sentence with "eh"

- I relax by drinking a Molson and smoking weed while watching a movie with my friends